Updates

Hello. If you own TF2 then go tomorrow (wednesdaythe 23rd) around 3:00 pm and go to Xmas 2 fort and be on blue team and go to sniper tower. Meet you there. I'm Hunker for you to know. Zelda spirit trakes came out the 7th and I so want it. The last zelda game was probably twiight princess for the wii. I just rented Rabbids go home and it's very dumb. It is just LOL funny. The rabbid goes into your remote and you can shake it around in it! To bad I have to turn it in tommorow because of Christmas. I've seen the end of portal and you should see it to. Portal is one of the best puzzel games on the Pc. There is a total of 20 levels (counting the last boss wich is another level) and it is worth all the money but it's really short. I got this game around a week ago and I'm on the 18th level but the challenges will keep you on there for quite some time. I'm almost done in pokemon ranger :SOA and it's boring. I'm probably going to ask my dad to borrow Far Cry from him, one of the best first person shooters since half life says gamespot . well I have to leave and Game on!

Half life review

OMG! I'm reviewing Half life. This game is known as "the best first person shooter of all time" and I think that to. My dad got this game around the year 2002. So we played it and we were almost about to beat it when a very bad virus got in our computer and we had to give that game a break for awhile. Then we played multiplayer games like unreal ternament 2004 and some really good RPGs like Oblivion. Back to the review. This game is down right FANTASTIC! This wonderful game came in the year 1998 and it looks like it's something made in 2001. The game has some bugs like the horrible echo (this is happinig to me) and the unables (the quote "you are unable to play this game") and so on. It's not the best game for the new software: Vesta but it's ok when your on a not old computer and a not new computer. The gameplay is WONDERFUL! The militery shooting at you is a really good example because they act like real militery soilders. They throw granades at you, they try thier best to try to kill you. The graphics are ok now but back then, OUTSTANDING! The weapons are very deferent and and creative. This is a must have Pc game of the season. You can get this game on steam for ten dollars and it's worth a buy. There is also Half life: source that is the exactly the same game that came around the year 2000. There are sequals suchc as Half life : Opossing fource and Half life: Blue Shift. This game is a must have and you will enjoy it. This game deserves a 10/10. Buy this game! Go to best bu or something and get "the game of the year eddition" because it has around 5 other games like team fortress classic and some other crummy puzzel game. This game let's you explore the worlds and it doesn't quite get to you but when you proceed, you'll be sucessful. Buy this game! Go and buy it! Buy it NOW!

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More Games

Hello people of earth. I just got a new game! Team Fortress 2. It's very funny and very violent. The game is selling for $9.99. It used to be $19.99 but now it's ten dollars. But beware! It's only like that on Sunday the 19th I think. Anyway, this game is HILARIOUS and really hard for people with small hands. Um. . . so . . . Bye

Hey

I'm so sorry that I haven't been posting for a while. I've been playing Half life, Half life 2, Half life 2: episode 1, and Garry's mod. Around Thanksgiving, I got pomemon emerald, pokemon ranger: shadows of almia, backyard hocky, ds game casses, and gameboy action replay. The best game I got this month was Garry's mod. It's so fun and it's really creative. The best part is the caimpain mode of Half life 2 through episode 2. You can make battles in Counter Strike cources and have Counter Strike guns like AK47 and the Glock. Somehow my Half life game has a bug where it has a horrible echo. The main game of the week is: Garry's mod. It's really fun and you'll never get bored. I will be getting to the Half life series starting out with: Half life!!! The zelda ocarina of time review will be coming January 2010. Happy holidays andkeep on gaming. . . oh yeah. . . THE NEW ZELDA GAME CAME OUT!!!! I so want it so bad! Bye!!!

The video game master: JAMES KING

Half Life 2 episode 1 review

Welcome to my wonderful site . . . again. I made my very first video but i can't show it to you now 'cause I'm going to make the very first Half life game review! It's for the Pc and it's also the very first Pc game review!! This awesome and yet hard game is NOT for children. It has blood, violence , and some language. This game takes off at the end of Half life 2 and it's under the dirt. . . or rocks. This epic game has around five parts and around 40 minutes in each part. This game is an outstanding game and it's 60% worth the money. You can only get this game on Steam. I'm sorry for making a mistake last post. Valve is under construction so go to Steam. I gave this game a 9/10 and is worth every penny. I'd rather perfor Half life 2 episode 2 because it has a total of around 3 hours of gameplay but it's way more complicated. If you want the whole series (except the original Half life) and you can also get two other games:Team fortress 2 and Portal on The Orange box. It's for the 360 and Pc.

 :)  James King )

Best computer glich EVER

As you all know the game half life 2, and they made a 2d sequel called Codename Gordon. Valve doesn't sell Codename gordon and you can see for your self. Go to: http://www.valve.com/ and type in serch: codename gordon. They will say "Cannot find 'codename gordon' so try again " Valve .com has both adult games and children games like lego indiana jones and lego star wars but it costs money and patience. Most of the games on valve are rated M so i'm telling you that NOW. The hit game is Left 4 Dead (M). There are over 300 games on there so start hunting! So anyway, There is only one way to play Codename gordon and that's by gliching the computer. Here are the steps.

1.Get a steam accont

2. Go to your internet page

3. text in " steam://install/92 and when a box comes out press OK

4. Press next, next, and next and get your FREE game (I think it's rated M put it should be E-10)

Codename gordon has NO blood and violence and ACTION so if under the age of 10, ask your mom or dad for help.
Bye everyone and have fun with your awesome game.

THE FUTURE

In the future, I will be selling items. I will be selling books, cds, dvds, and so on. The books CTBJ is working on is LEAVES, THE ADVENTURES OF TIMOTHY AND THE MYSTERIOS HOUSE, and later on some other books. The dvds will not be able to be on itunes so i'm warning you. Maybe I'll get a video camra for Christmas and I'll make movies like A hard day's night, LEAVES, The Plan, And so on.Who knows, I might be a internet star.

Top 5 Best Books/Series

5. A week in the Woods (Andrew Clemets)

4.Frindle (Andrew Clemets)

3. Diary of a Wimpy kid series (Jeff Kinny)

2. Around the World in eighty days (Jules Verne)

1. HOLES ( Louis Sachar)

There you have it: top 5 best books/series in my opion so if you have never heard of these books, cheak them out in the library.

Sorry

I am soo sorry for not posting often. I have a total of 506 songs on my ipod(not that you care or anyting like that. . . )! I'm starting to sell items now! The company is called CTBJ prouductions. Me and my company(friends and family) are selling books,comic books, CDs(later), DVDs(later), and many more. I hope everyone had a wonderful Halloween. The new call of duty Mondern warfare 2 came out and it looks good. I cant get it because Im not 18 years old yet. The game is rated M :( :( :(. New super mario bros. Wii came out(I think) and lego indiana jones 2 the andventure continues. And now, i'm making BOOK reviews!!! The first review wil be on the book HOLES and it'll come next week. I was planing on making a review for the half-life series but I couln't because it's rated M. And if you were wondering why I was playing a M rated game because I was bored. When I was five years old, I couldn't spend a lot of time with my dad so the only time we could spend time together is in the night. He was playing DOOM 3 and he thought it was inapropiate for me to see blood and gour so he bought half-life. He really enjoyed the game and decided to get half-life 2. One reason I think that was odd that half-life and half-life 2 have blood in them. Dad liked half-life so he got half-life 2 episode 1. I followed him in the series too. He enjoyed that game so he got half-life 2:episode 2. A little while before that, My mom played Alice in wonderland(M). And that had killings and blood. What is the deal? And somehow I can't get call of duty modern warfare 2. Another thing in half-life is that you shoot people., same in the series. In Alice in Wonderland, killing and scary images that still haunt me till this day. In call of duty mondern warfare 2 has blood,language,voilence, ect. Lego rock band is almost out or out and DJ hero is out too. The nintendo Wii is lowering the price to $199.99!!! The dsi is the hit and every one wants  it including me. I hope you good luck and have a happy Thanksgiving.


 :) James :)

Create Your Own . . .

You can make your own lego man or sonic man. It is very simple and very funny. All you have to do is click on the sonic or lego guy below ethier of my master pieces. Have fun with your sonic our your lego dude. :)


 :) James King :)